GUS'S RULES
CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the JACKASS of the week!
THE RULES:
- \ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, EAT WHAT YOU GET.
- \WE KNOW HOW TO COOK, WE DON’T NEED ANY HELP.
- \OUR FOOD IS 100% FAT FREE-YEAH SURE!!!
- \DON’T EAT OUR FOOD AND OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WITHIN 2 HOURS.
- \WE SERVE REAL FOOD, NOT FAST FOOD.
- \RUSHING YOUR ORDER WILL ONLY FURTHER ITS DELAY.
- \IF YOU HAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT, HAVE ANOTHER GYRO.
- \KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR OWN FOOD.
- \IF YOU WANT FANCY SILVERWARE, BRING YOUR OWN.
- \IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING, DON’T DO IT! – JACKASS
- \GYROS MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE GARLIC SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Why cook when you can feed the family at Gus’s for LESS!
