GUS'S RULES

CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the JACKASS of the week!

THE RULES:

  • \ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, EAT WHAT YOU GET.
  • \WE KNOW HOW TO COOK, WE DON’T NEED ANY HELP.
  • \WE ONLY ACCEPT COLD HARD CASH.
  • \OUR FOOD IS 100% FAT FREE-YEAH SURE!!!
  • \DON’T EAT OUR FOOD AND OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WITHIN 2 HOURS.
  • \WE SERVE REAL FOOD, NOT FAST FOOD.
  • \RUSHING YOUR ORDER WILL ONLY FURTHER ITS DELAY.
  • \IF YOU HAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT, HAVE ANOTHER GYRO.
  • \KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR OWN FOOD.
  • \IF YOU WANT FANCY SILVERWARE, BRING YOUR OWN.
  • \IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING, DON’T DO IT! – JACKASS
  • \GYROS MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Why cook when you can feed the family at Gus’s for LESS!

best of 2021