THE BAG IS GREASY.
THAT’S WHY IT TASTES GOOD!

2100 Douglas Ave. Racine, WI • 262-898-1085

1. ORDER WHAT YOU WANT, EAT WHAT YOU GET.
2. WE KNOW HOW TO COOK, WE DON’T NEED ANY HELP.
3. WE ONLY ACCEPT COLD HARD CASH.
4. OUR FOOD IS 100% FAT FREE - YEAH SURE!!!
5. DON’T EAT OUR FOOD AND OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WITHIN 2 HRS.
6. WE SERVE REAL FOOD, NOT FAST FOOD.
7. RUSHING YOUR ORDER WILL ONLY FURTHER ITS DELAY.
8. IF YOU HAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT, HAVE ANOTHER GYROS.
9. KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOUR OWN FOOD.
10. IF YOU WANT FANCY SILVERWARE, BRING YOUR OWN.
11. IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING, DON’T DO IT! - JACKASS
12. GYROS MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
GUS’S RULES
CONGRATULATIONS!
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